Breathedge 2

Hello, hello, hello to absolutely everyone. It’s no secret that we’re standing on the brink of a very big and momentous occasion for our very small and largely unmomentous studio: Breathedge 2 is launching into Early Access! It took us seve…

Greetings to everyone who, like us, is waiting for Breathedge 2! Today’s update is so short that even our compulsive need to write too much is feeling embarrassed.We’d like to announce that we’ve finally settled on the exact date for Breath…

Greetings to everyone who gives even the tiniest bit of a damn about our little bearded brainchild.If you read the headline, you’ve probably already guessed that we’re announcing the launch of Early Access this August! And if you didn’t rea…

So… what are we even supposed to write here?Hey, ChatGPT, write a nice and polite announcement about our game so nobody realizes it was written by a chicken with a severe case of chaotic, slightly sadistic graphomania. Make it sound like a …

Greetings, friends! We won’t waste your time with a long intro. Well… actually we will — but in the full news post, and that one is huge. And yes, it’s all about Canyons. We’re finally ready to share the complete trailer of the game. Oh yes…

Greetings to everyone who still cares about the most realistic space simulator in human history! And, of course, to everyone who still cares about Breathedge — nice to see you too.We honestly thought we wrote the last news update just yeste…

Greetings to everyone who is, and even those who... aren’t. We sincerely greet you too. Today, we’d like to share the results of the Breathedge 2 demo — along with a few thoughts, both on-topic and completely uninvited. And yes, in case you…

Greetings, comrades! We've been working, working… and finally, not working. What did we fail to finish? That’s right—the demo. Why didn’t we finish the demo? Who cares! The important thing is that we can share this magnificent unfinished ma…

Greetings, comrades! We've just peeled our blue, swollen, and saggy eyes off the monitors and glanced at the calendar – and guess what? It's July. Naturally, we also had to pry our blue, swollen, saggy wings off the keyboards to thoughtfull…

Greetings, comrades! And greetings to the comrades of comrades! And to the comrades of the comrades of comrades! And even… Ah, you get the idea. So, uh, just wanted to say we’re alive, mostly well, our feathers are shiny, and all that good …

Greetings to everyone who doesn't mind greetings! We say goodbye to those who mind, perhaps, or whatever they'd like instead of a greeting. We did a bit of research and found out that a lot of people read more than just headlines in our upd…

Welcome, folks! We've decided to dive into new depths of degradation, so this news will be written by a neural network. Let's go! I be writing text, robot no. Human speak – not distinguish this text from any writer. Confirm? We be good, our…

Greetings, gentlemen. Greetings, ladies. Greetings, Apache attack helicopters. Greetings… oh, well, enough of that. While we were doing God knows what, someone else was actually doing something. What exactly are we talking about? Of course …

Greetings, dear citizens. With this introduction we would like to mark a new milestone in the development of the world and our team. And if the world goes into a new year, our team goes into a new 'nothing has changed'. But let's take it on…

Greetings, friends! In the previous update, we reported that we were lying there doing nothing. So, we keep doing it, but our copywriter, unexpectedly, decided to roll over to the other side and hit the keyboard with his paw. That's how thi…