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Hello Spacemen! You ventured into the darkest depths of space at the behest of The Company, now, in pursuit of great and mysterious sciences, venture deep into the bowels of the GATE Cascade Research Facility in our new and exciting surviva…
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Greetings, Spacemen! We have pushed an update that is relevant to those hosting dedicated servers. Going forward, Unfortunate Spacemen servers will require Steam Game Server Login Tokens (GSLT) for hosting dedicated servers. As of the lates…
Greetings Brave Spacemen and Spacewomen of The Company (this Company, not the other one), we've got a fun announcement today, relativity permitting. We’re making a new game! Some of you may have heard that we’ve been working on a new game h…
Hotfix 1.6.1 has fixed a few issues for ya, enjoy! - Fixed: Toxic Ink not applying damage or debuff anymore. - Fixed: Press Conference not giving any points. - Fixed: Locker Cleaning not giving any points. - Fixed: Spacemen can see Traitor …
The Task Update has arrived! The Company has identified several more tasks that Spacemen need to complete before escape! Along with the return of Duress, this update features dozens of bug fixes, quality of life, and balance tweaks to you-k…
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Greetings Spacefolk! As we reach the end of 2021, we have some important (and exciting) news to share! First, we'll let the Spokesman ... Well, speak. It's his job, after all. Then we'll dive into some frequently-asked questions. Yep, you h…
It's happening. At long last, the Traitor has arrived! This dastardly agent of BRIGADE is here to help bring down The Company. This update also brings in the Monster Evolution track, dozens of improvements to animations and quality of life,…
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The Company is excited to announce the release of an all new Killbot Security Bot color range – our flagship auto-slaughter droid has a new ‘Bellicose Blue’ pattern palette, bringing a fresh look to an old friend. We decided to refresh the …
Greetings, humans! Well, most of you are humans. Humans and everyone else, listen up! Update 1.4 "Kema" has arrived! This update brings an entirely new map, two major map reworks, loads of balance changes, other bug fixes, quality of life, …
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BRIGADE | TacInt | Echelon 8 | Response : Grey Net 87 : EPHRAM SECTOR : FT-908 KEMA EXTRACTION FACILITY X616-10-8-20-42-09 >> AI monitoring assets in Ephram Sector confirm that The Company has reactivated the Kema Extraction Facility. >> Th…
It's that time again, persons of space; PATCH DAY. With 1.3 we introduced PERKAGEDDON -- our complete perk overhaul -- and now with 1.3.5, we're hardening that update and improving the all-around quality of the game. We targeted several lar…
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Today we dropped a small hotfix, which targets a couple balance issues and bugs, including XP gain issues! Get back in there and rank up! (It's your job, after all.) Changes: XP values should now be gained properly again. XP values in Survi…
Welcome back, Space Dorks! Last time, on Unfortunate Spacemen - we introduced The Company Tribunal™, then we tweaked it! But some of you still complained about it! So we tweaked it again! And now it's a server option. :bigjohn: Better yet, …
Hey everyone! Zag here. This latest hotfix carries with it some weighty changes, so let's have a little chat about those changes, and The Tribunal as a whole. Over the last few days we've been gathering a lot of feedback! No matter which si…
Oh hey, you're all still alive? It's been months! We'd thought you'd surely all be dead by now. But it looks like MORE of you want to potentially die to the horrors of space than ever before... Which is good news... for us! https://media.gi…
Here at The Company™ - we usually don't have to FIX anything. But we made an exception... this one time. We hear you didn't like the airlock changes?! Why not? Do you enjoy living that much? Not from what we can see! So we went ahead and re…
Wow, it's been TWO whole months since we launched and you're STILL alive? That's impressive. Maybe it's time we gave YOU a promotion. Just kidding. Unfortunate Spacemen v1.1 is here and it's The Company™'s BIGGEST yet. Want to see what's ne…
https://media.giphy.com/media/WPuNhCeqqDIxgf9UCr/giphy.gif Hey there! We're back with one of those in-betweeny updates. You know, the ones developers put out between bigger updates. What do they call those? Oh right, HOTFIXES. Check out all…
https://media.giphy.com/media/WPuNhCeqqDIxgf9UCr/giphy.gif Wow, you've already been at The Company™ for ONE WEEK? And you're STILL ALIVE?! Impressive. Well... since all of you are still here we might as well update the game. Welcome to v1.0…
It's been a long road, but the day has finally arrived, Version 1.0 of Unfortunate Spacemen is here! The Company™ (and Zag) thanks you for sticking with us over these last *4* years! I mean, just LOOK at all these patch notes! To celebrate …
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CavernousCapitalGlobefish-size_restricted.gif Greetings Astronauts! 50% OFF! First up, let's get the obvious out of the way; The Steam Summer Sale is on right now! Spacemen is half off during this time. Gift it to …
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TediousImpossibleLeopard-max-14mb.gif Greetings loyal company peons! The latest Unfortunate Spacemen update brings questions... and answers! https://youtu.be/n_LlS5n6Uco Will you finally meet the company CEO? What …
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/23984338/fb4de00af8d4f52edc5d9b47d959c1353cb2cdb5.png Hello Astronauts! Zag here! You better buckle up. :) These are the largest patch notes ever posted for Unfortunate Spac…
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/23984338/055d4e6bf3beae1f4e94621726694c1746478bee.png Hello Astronauts! Zag here. Today we're coming at you with a new update -- 0.2.31 "PARABOLA" -- featuring an awesome ne…
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ElderlyMemorableEmperorpenguin-size_restricted.gif Hello Astronauts! Zag here. As we get ever closer to 1.0, loads of polishing touches and missing features are flying into the game! This update is no exception. Th…
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https://media.giphy.com/media/XpD5U88iW1cek/giphy.gif Is this thing on?! Did we do it?! Oh... we did?! Hooray! That's right, kids - Unfortunate Spacemen Dedicated Servers are now working as intended! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcom…
https://media.giphy.com/media/3kxaFppntN0OTAX1aw/giphy.gif The new update is here! We'll be playing Community Games today at 1 PM PST! What's new? Check it out! NEW VLOG We put together a mega-vlog, covering our previous major updates, and …
https://media.giphy.com/media/QOcpYeyHJ0Dyac2gsS/giphy.gif Hey guys! Zag here. Dave's not here this time, it's me, Zag, instead. We didn't post any announcements for the last two updates because... Well, the problem with this game is the de…
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/23984338/ef9937c863c36afb7fedaab52622fa8005feb080.png Hello again, space friends. It is I, Dave. Not Zag. Stop asking where Zag is. HE'S VERY BUSY. How busy? Well we just go…
https://media.giphy.com/media/58FpCKO6G4RkgIDYme/giphy.gif LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOh hey there. Dave (not Zag) here again reminding you that Za…