Unfortunate Spacemen

Hello Spacemen! You ventured into the darkest depths of space at the behest of The Company, now, in pursuit of great and mysterious sciences, venture deep into the bowels of the GATE Cascade Research Facility in our new and exciting surviva…

Greetings, Spacemen! We have pushed an update that is relevant to those hosting dedicated servers. Going forward, Unfortunate Spacemen servers will require Steam Game Server Login Tokens (GSLT) for hosting dedicated servers. As of the lates…

Greetings Brave Spacemen and Spacewomen of The Company (this Company, not the other one), we've got a fun announcement today, relativity permitting. We’re making a new game! Some of you may have heard that we’ve been working on a new game h…

Hotfix 1.6.1 has fixed a few issues for ya, enjoy! - Fixed: Toxic Ink not applying damage or debuff anymore. - Fixed: Press Conference not giving any points. - Fixed: Locker Cleaning not giving any points. - Fixed: Spacemen can see Traitor …

The Task Update has arrived! The Company has identified several more tasks that Spacemen need to complete before escape! Along with the return of Duress, this update features dozens of bug fixes, quality of life, and balance tweaks to you-k…

Greetings Spacefolk! As we reach the end of 2021, we have some important (and exciting) news to share! First, we'll let the Spokesman ... Well, speak. It's his job, after all. Then we'll dive into some frequently-asked questions. Yep, you h…

It's happening. At long last, the Traitor has arrived! This dastardly agent of BRIGADE is here to help bring down The Company. This update also brings in the Monster Evolution track, dozens of improvements to animations and quality of life,…

The Company is excited to announce the release of an all new Killbot Security Bot color range – our flagship auto-slaughter droid has a new ‘Bellicose Blue’ pattern palette, bringing a fresh look to an old friend. We decided to refresh the …

Greetings, humans! Well, most of you are humans. Humans and everyone else, listen up! Update 1.4 "Kema" has arrived! This update brings an entirely new map, two major map reworks, loads of balance changes, other bug fixes, quality of life, …

BRIGADE | TacInt | Echelon 8 | Response : Grey Net 87 : EPHRAM SECTOR : FT-908 KEMA EXTRACTION FACILITY X616-10-8-20-42-09 >> AI monitoring assets in Ephram Sector confirm that The Company has reactivated the Kema Extraction Facility. >> Th…

It's that time again, persons of space; PATCH DAY. With 1.3 we introduced PERKAGEDDON -- our complete perk overhaul -- and now with 1.3.5, we're hardening that update and improving the all-around quality of the game. We targeted several lar…

Today we dropped a small hotfix, which targets a couple balance issues and bugs, including XP gain issues! Get back in there and rank up! (It's your job, after all.) Changes: XP values should now be gained properly again. XP values in Survi…

Welcome back, Space Dorks! Last time, on Unfortunate Spacemen - we introduced The Company Tribunal™, then we tweaked it! But some of you still complained about it! So we tweaked it again! And now it's a server option. :bigjohn: Better yet, …

Hey everyone! Zag here. This latest hotfix carries with it some weighty changes, so let's have a little chat about those changes, and The Tribunal as a whole. Over the last few days we've been gathering a lot of feedback! No matter which si…

Oh hey, you're all still alive? It's been months! We'd thought you'd surely all be dead by now. But it looks like MORE of you want to potentially die to the horrors of space than ever before... Which is good news... for us! https://media.gi…